1 00:01:05,215 --> 00:01:06,650 What did you do? 2 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,620 When's your buddy really getting here? 3 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:19,247 I don't wanna kill a whole night. 4 00:01:19,271 --> 00:01:20,790 Oh, he'll be here soon, honey. 5 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:23,501 And remember, we were such great buddies in the army, 6 00:01:23,525 --> 00:01:25,878 and it's been ten years since we've seen each other. 7 00:01:25,902 --> 00:01:27,046 I know you'll like him. 8 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:29,382 He hasn't laid eyes on you in ten years? 9 00:01:29,406 --> 00:01:30,316 That's right. 10 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,074 Some guys have all the luck. 11 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:36,347 This guy couldn't possibly imagine my life 12 00:01:36,371 --> 00:01:37,599 these last ten years. 13 00:01:37,623 --> 00:01:39,183 I mean, first I marry you, 14 00:01:39,207 --> 00:01:42,001 then I get that job in the city sanitation department. 15 00:01:43,378 --> 00:01:45,939 Just how much good luck is one guy entitled to? 16 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:51,029 The Don Knotts Primetime Variety Hour 17 00:01:51,053 --> 00:01:54,239 is sponsored by Bellflower Chemical. 18 00:02:02,773 --> 00:02:04,250 Bellflower. 19 00:02:04,274 --> 00:02:07,085 We're everywhere you need us to be. 20 00:02:09,988 --> 00:02:11,758 Oh, Jason. 21 00:02:11,782 --> 00:02:13,718 You scared me. 22 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:15,218 Sorry, Mommy. 23 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:18,204 Did you have a bad dream? 24 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:21,725 Headache? 25 00:02:23,251 --> 00:02:24,919 Oh, honey. 26 00:02:30,801 --> 00:02:31,985 Okay, one more. 27 00:02:41,978 --> 00:02:43,580 Grab this guy. 28 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:49,836 Go to sleep. 29 00:02:54,282 --> 00:02:56,928 - Mom? - Yeah. 30 00:02:56,952 --> 00:02:59,346 Do I have to go back tomorrow? 31 00:03:00,997 --> 00:03:02,725 You mean to camp? 32 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,893 I don't really wanna go anymore. 33 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:09,689 - Did somebody say something? - No, but... 34 00:03:10,882 --> 00:03:12,068 they stare. 35 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:13,236 And whisper. 36 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:15,363 Can't I just stay home? 37 00:03:15,387 --> 00:03:16,781 Come on, it's summer. 38 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:19,450 You should be outdoors, like all the other kids. 39 00:03:19,474 --> 00:03:21,577 But I'm not like the other kids. 40 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:22,601 No. 41 00:03:23,895 --> 00:03:25,540 You're stronger. 42 00:03:25,564 --> 00:03:26,748 Mom, give me a break. 43 00:03:31,027 --> 00:03:32,839 Look, honey, I have to work. 44 00:03:32,863 --> 00:03:35,757 And I have to keep an eye on you, so... 45 00:03:36,525 --> 00:03:38,970 I need to keep you close by, just in case you have... 46 00:03:38,994 --> 00:03:41,346 Have an episode. I know. 47 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,394 - Mommy? - Yeah? 48 00:03:49,087 --> 00:03:51,022 Why am I like this? 49 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:22,929 I hate that song. 50 00:04:27,793 --> 00:04:28,935 I love you. 51 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:33,316 I'll come back and check in on you. 52 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:34,983 Love you. 53 00:05:03,787 --> 00:05:05,389 Rise and shine, campers! 54 00:05:05,413 --> 00:05:07,308 Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey. 55 00:05:07,332 --> 00:05:09,227 Temperature's a mild 72 degrees 56 00:05:09,251 --> 00:05:10,895 with a high probability of fun! 57 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:12,104 Now let's all get out there... 58 00:05:12,128 --> 00:05:13,272 And make some more... 59 00:05:13,296 --> 00:05:15,881 Crystal Lake memories! 60 00:06:00,677 --> 00:06:02,905 Well, obviously, there's been a mistake. 61 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:04,949 That's why I'm calling. 62 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:08,411 Yeah, no, it's a lake, not a lick. 63 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:11,497 Who wants to go to Camp Crystal Lick? 64 00:06:11,521 --> 00:06:13,791 What kind of business do you think this is? 65 00:06:13,815 --> 00:06:17,712 My name? John Christy. I'm owner of the camp. 66 00:06:17,736 --> 00:06:20,631 No, I can't just fix it with a marker! What's wrong with you? 67 00:06:20,655 --> 00:06:21,924 Hey, guys, slow it down. 68 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:23,384 Let me talk to them. Give me the phone. 69 00:06:23,408 --> 00:06:25,492 No running! One at a time. 70 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:29,616 Heads up! 71 00:07:30,892 --> 00:07:32,702 Hey! Cut it out! 72 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:36,498 That's it. Keep your head up. 73 00:07:39,776 --> 00:07:41,461 Head out of the water! 74 00:07:48,952 --> 00:07:50,095 Jason! 75 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:57,061 - "Jason! Jason!" - Go away. 76 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:59,229 Go! 77 00:08:01,297 --> 00:08:03,818 Looks like the little freak needs his mommy. 78 00:08:03,842 --> 00:08:05,569 He's so weird. 79 00:08:05,593 --> 00:08:08,948 Listen up! I'm going to grab some rope in the boathouse. 80 00:08:08,972 --> 00:08:12,076 We're gonna make lanes, split into teams, and swim relays. 81 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:16,205 The team who wins gets extra s'mores at the bonfire tonight. 82 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,124 Sound good? 83 00:08:18,148 --> 00:08:19,125 I'll be back in five. 84 00:08:19,149 --> 00:08:21,752 Stay by the shore and do not go past the dock. 85 00:08:21,776 --> 00:08:24,088 Got it? 86 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:26,632 Basketball, move your giant head! 87 00:08:26,656 --> 00:08:28,843 Why is it bumpy? 88 00:08:28,867 --> 00:08:30,343 It's like oatmeal! 89 00:08:39,502 --> 00:08:41,354 Aw, do you need your mommy? 90 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,425 Go on, get the hell out of here. 91 00:08:50,972 --> 00:08:52,699 You're doing so good today. 92 00:08:53,808 --> 00:08:57,580 Thanks. I've been practicing a lot. 93 00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:59,706 Yeah, well, your kicks are looking great. 94 00:09:02,025 --> 00:09:05,087 Oh! Shit, sorry. 95 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,756 It's okay. 96 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,799 I was talking to the ball. 97 00:09:14,579 --> 00:09:16,098 Throw it back. 98 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:18,350 You want it? Well, then go get it! 99 00:09:18,374 --> 00:09:19,851 Wha... what the hell? 100 00:09:21,252 --> 00:09:23,481 You idiot! What'd you do that for? 101 00:09:23,505 --> 00:09:24,982 Why are you so mean? 102 00:09:25,006 --> 00:09:27,485 You're not supposed to throw stuff out on the lake. 103 00:09:27,509 --> 00:09:29,695 Now go get it, or I'm gonna tell. 104 00:09:29,719 --> 00:09:31,738 You wanna get kicked out of camp? 105 00:09:33,723 --> 00:09:36,409 - They don't do that. - You wanna bet? 106 00:09:47,529 --> 00:09:50,007 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 107 00:09:50,031 --> 00:09:51,801 Stop. My kids are waiting. 108 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,803 So? I thought you hated those little shits. 109 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,554 I do. They suck. 110 00:09:55,578 --> 00:09:58,724 But I can't lose this job or my mom will make me volunteer. 111 00:09:58,748 --> 00:10:01,310 You want me sacking Bibles at church all summer? 112 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:05,022 - You know what I want. - Barry, no. 113 00:10:05,046 --> 00:10:07,191 The kids are fine! 114 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:09,734 I saw them. They're... they're right by the shore. 115 00:10:11,052 --> 00:10:12,695 Come on. 116 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,827 Okay, I'll... I'll finish quick. 117 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,787 Gee, lucky me. 118 00:10:23,439 --> 00:10:25,251 Where is Claudette? 119 00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:27,503 Getting some equipment in the boathouse. 120 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,755 You shouldn't be alone out here. 121 00:10:29,779 --> 00:10:31,048 Everyone go wait in the craft shack. 122 00:10:31,072 --> 00:10:32,133 Okay. 123 00:10:32,157 --> 00:10:34,218 Grace, go tell her where we are. 124 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,886 Everyone, let's go! 125 00:10:35,910 --> 00:10:38,848 Watch your back, Grace. Watch it. 126 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,557 Bitch. 127 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:44,042 Hey guys, wait up! 128 00:12:16,552 --> 00:12:17,654 Ralph? 129 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,158 Miss Pam. 130 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:24,995 What are you doing out here? 131 00:12:25,019 --> 00:12:26,412 Setting traps. 132 00:12:28,606 --> 00:12:30,042 Okay, well, you know you're not supposed to be 133 00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:31,417 this close to camp. 134 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:34,879 Wandered a little too far. 135 00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:39,258 Kept to the path. 136 00:12:40,618 --> 00:12:42,679 Trying to avoid the landmines. 137 00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:47,726 Why don't you let me walk you home, okay? 138 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,395 The thing about landmines, 139 00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:51,312 all that matters is you were holding the arms... 140 00:12:52,547 --> 00:12:54,047 and not the legs. 141 00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:00,739 Help me! Mommy! 142 00:13:00,763 --> 00:13:02,032 Jason! 143 00:13:02,056 --> 00:13:06,078 Mommy! Mommy, help me! 144 00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:07,853 It's a beautiful day. 145 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:11,940 Jason? 146 00:13:12,567 --> 00:13:13,900 Mr. Christy! 147 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:17,673 Holy shit! 148 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:21,199 Mommy! Somebody help me! 149 00:13:23,953 --> 00:13:26,931 Somebody help me! 150 00:13:27,865 --> 00:13:31,228 - Someone go! - Somebody help me! 151 00:13:31,252 --> 00:13:32,812 Somebody help! 152 00:13:34,088 --> 00:13:37,026 Jason! Jason! 153 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,384 Somebody help me! 154 00:13:41,596 --> 00:13:43,156 Jason! 155 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,618 No! Jason! 156 00:13:50,104 --> 00:13:52,958 Help me! 157 00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:55,543 - Stay together, you guys. - He's drowning! 158 00:14:01,783 --> 00:14:03,009 Jason! 159 00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:08,806 Jason! 160 00:14:13,628 --> 00:14:15,396 Jason! 161 00:14:26,391 --> 00:14:29,518 Jason! 162 00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:31,932 "She was still holding me, playing with me." 163 00:15:31,956 --> 00:15:34,393 'Do you have to pee?' She asked. 164 00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:37,020 'Now that you mention it, I do.' 165 00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:39,189 She followed me to the bathroom. 166 00:15:39,213 --> 00:15:41,065 'Let me hold it for you, ' she said. 167 00:15:43,134 --> 00:15:46,530 She stood behind me and pointed it at the bowl. 168 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:51,118 "Then, she put her free hand in the path of the stream." 169 00:15:51,142 --> 00:15:52,411 Oh, my lord. 170 00:15:52,435 --> 00:15:55,747 "Abruptly, she turned it to her. 171 00:15:55,771 --> 00:15:59,500 I stop midstream. She pulled angrily at my..." 172 00:16:01,986 --> 00:16:03,714 "'Don't stop, ' she cried. 173 00:16:03,738 --> 00:16:06,049 'It's beautiful. Bathe me in it.' 174 00:16:06,073 --> 00:16:08,594 'If that's what she wants, ' I thought, 175 00:16:08,618 --> 00:16:11,679 'who am I to say no?'" 176 00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:17,978 - Take that, Shakespeare. - Filthy. 177 00:16:18,002 --> 00:16:21,171 Reminds me, I gotta get new reading glasses. 178 00:16:24,008 --> 00:16:25,944 There's your lime rickey. 179 00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:27,237 Thanks, Trudy. 180 00:16:27,261 --> 00:16:28,446 What you making there, Chief? 181 00:16:29,347 --> 00:16:31,949 A fool of myself, mostly. 182 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,455 Chief, you there? It's Dorf. 183 00:16:40,316 --> 00:16:41,919 Go ahead. 184 00:16:41,943 --> 00:16:44,546 Yeah, I need you at the camp. 185 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,507 It's the Voorhees lady again. 186 00:16:46,531 --> 00:16:48,633 On my way. 187 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:56,975 Y'all have a nice day. 188 00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:58,726 - You too, Chief. - Bye, love. 189 00:17:02,713 --> 00:17:05,150 Poor Pam. 190 00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:07,027 Nice lady. 191 00:17:07,051 --> 00:17:08,779 Sweet boy. 192 00:17:08,803 --> 00:17:11,447 Hard to look at, but... sweet. 193 00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:14,116 What are you, Paul Newman? 194 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:10,382 Christys called. She won't leave. 195 00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:13,510 Every day, same spot. 196 00:18:13,534 --> 00:18:16,411 She cursed a blue streak at me when I told her to vacate. 197 00:18:17,446 --> 00:18:18,765 Never heard a woman use that kind of language. 198 00:18:18,789 --> 00:18:20,474 Well, you ain't been married yet. 199 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:22,935 Head on back. 200 00:18:23,878 --> 00:18:24,878 I got this. 201 00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:27,315 All right, Chief. 202 00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:38,933 Pam. 203 00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:41,329 You can't stay here. 204 00:18:42,813 --> 00:18:43,813 You know that. 205 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,843 They're not coming back. 206 00:18:57,662 --> 00:19:00,514 State police, search and rescue... 207 00:19:02,249 --> 00:19:04,518 If he was here, divers would've found him months ago. 208 00:19:05,319 --> 00:19:06,813 Current could've took him all the way out 209 00:19:06,837 --> 00:19:08,314 to the Pahawnee by now. 210 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,650 It's been almost a year. 211 00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:14,403 He is here, Lee. 212 00:19:16,138 --> 00:19:17,531 I feel him. 213 00:19:22,269 --> 00:19:25,082 I know that sounds like some hysterical 214 00:19:25,106 --> 00:19:27,375 mourning mother crap, but... 215 00:19:30,695 --> 00:19:32,213 he and I... 216 00:19:34,865 --> 00:19:36,509 we're joined at the heart. 217 00:20:14,739 --> 00:20:17,925 Every time I step foot in that house, Lee, it's like I'm... 218 00:20:19,243 --> 00:20:20,761 I'm going back in time. 219 00:20:22,496 --> 00:20:25,266 His room, his toys, it's... 220 00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,814 He just feels so present. 221 00:20:33,674 --> 00:20:34,817 Then don't go in. 222 00:20:36,761 --> 00:20:38,864 We can head on down to Trudy's. 223 00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:41,199 Grab some pie. 224 00:20:41,223 --> 00:20:42,783 Or something stronger. 225 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:50,124 You're a sweet man, Lee. 226 00:20:52,735 --> 00:20:53,961 Thank you. 227 00:21:01,118 --> 00:21:02,636 Hey. 228 00:21:05,748 --> 00:21:07,141 Founders' Day picnic. 229 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:09,770 Bryden Park. 230 00:21:09,794 --> 00:21:10,937 Whole town's coming out. 231 00:21:10,961 --> 00:21:13,774 - What do you say? - Levon... 232 00:21:13,798 --> 00:21:15,118 You shouldn't be alone right now. 233 00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:17,402 You're a part of this community, 234 00:21:17,426 --> 00:21:19,613 and they will help you heal 235 00:21:19,637 --> 00:21:21,280 if you just let 'em in a little. 236 00:21:22,223 --> 00:21:23,657 I don't wanna heal. 237 00:21:24,809 --> 00:21:26,535 I wanna find my son. 238 00:21:59,844 --> 00:22:01,153 Jason! 239 00:22:02,805 --> 00:22:04,950 We got a package! 240 00:22:04,974 --> 00:22:06,534 Is it the stuff we ordered? 241 00:22:08,352 --> 00:22:10,497 What? Go... go wipe your hands. 242 00:22:10,521 --> 00:22:11,914 Sorry, I was making Quik. 243 00:22:16,819 --> 00:22:18,444 Yes, it came! 244 00:22:19,488 --> 00:22:21,590 All right, one thing at a time. 245 00:22:23,325 --> 00:22:25,262 - A tent! - Yes, a tent. 246 00:22:25,286 --> 00:22:26,296 Can we open it now? 247 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,330 Please, please, please, let's open it right now! 248 00:22:27,354 --> 00:22:29,683 Let's just go through everything first, okay? 249 00:22:29,707 --> 00:22:31,935 Have a little patience. Put it down. 250 00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:34,020 I'm too excited for patience. 251 00:22:34,044 --> 00:22:35,688 A flashlight. 252 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,527 And Ranger Rick's Handy Dandy Wilderness Survival Guide. 253 00:22:40,551 --> 00:22:42,570 Yes, I'm reading this whole thing tonight. 254 00:22:43,888 --> 00:22:45,490 We're gonna camp. 255 00:22:45,514 --> 00:22:47,993 You're gonna learn to hunt and fish. 256 00:22:48,017 --> 00:22:49,994 These are gonna be your woods. 257 00:22:52,897 --> 00:22:54,791 What's this? 258 00:22:54,815 --> 00:22:57,544 That is a tool. 259 00:22:57,568 --> 00:23:00,797 You use it to, you know, clear brush, 260 00:23:00,821 --> 00:23:03,466 get rid of obstacles, make your own path. 261 00:23:03,490 --> 00:23:04,758 How do I look? 262 00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:08,471 These woods are mine! 263 00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:10,599 Okay, you look like a crazy person. 264 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:13,309 And this is dangerous, so thank you very much. 265 00:23:17,046 --> 00:23:18,815 - What's that? - Sterno. 266 00:23:18,839 --> 00:23:21,067 You light the surface and the flame starts, 267 00:23:21,091 --> 00:23:22,903 - and you can cook with it. - Really? 268 00:23:22,927 --> 00:23:24,321 Far out. 269 00:23:24,345 --> 00:23:25,322 Can I see? 270 00:23:25,346 --> 00:23:28,408 Yeah. Go get the matches from the junk drawer. 271 00:23:28,432 --> 00:23:30,451 Be right back. 272 00:23:31,252 --> 00:23:34,664 Where are they? 273 00:23:34,688 --> 00:23:36,666 Got 'em! 274 00:23:36,690 --> 00:23:38,792 Jason! 275 00:23:40,361 --> 00:23:42,255 Oh, God! 276 00:23:42,279 --> 00:23:44,923 Hold on, hold on. Oh, God. 277 00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:48,178 Here's your medicine. Here we go. 278 00:23:48,202 --> 00:23:50,263 Hold on right there. 279 00:23:50,287 --> 00:23:52,766 It's okay. Come here. Come here. 280 00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:55,018 Open your mouth, sweetie. Open your mouth. 281 00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:57,062 Open your mouth. Open your mouth! 282 00:23:57,086 --> 00:23:59,356 Okay, there you go. Here's your medicine. 283 00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:01,274 Here. Hold on. Hold on. 284 00:24:01,298 --> 00:24:03,777 You're okay. You're okay. Mommy's got you. 285 00:24:03,801 --> 00:24:05,737 You're gonna be okay. 286 00:24:05,761 --> 00:24:08,531 Shh. Let it work. Mommy's got you. 287 00:24:08,555 --> 00:24:12,100 You're okay. I got you right here. 288 00:24:21,986 --> 00:24:24,654 You know I'll never let anything happen to you, right? 289 00:24:28,492 --> 00:24:29,802 I'm here. 290 00:24:34,415 --> 00:24:35,957 Mommy's here. 291 00:25:12,578 --> 00:25:14,139 You deaf? 292 00:25:14,163 --> 00:25:16,141 You can hear that noise all the way down the street. 293 00:25:16,165 --> 00:25:19,686 Good! Remind you that you Black while you wearing that costume. 294 00:25:19,710 --> 00:25:21,688 And doing whatever that is. 295 00:25:21,712 --> 00:25:24,024 It's a paddle strop. It's for whittling. 296 00:25:24,048 --> 00:25:27,193 Whittling? That's right. I whittle now. 297 00:25:27,217 --> 00:25:28,820 I'm a whittler. 298 00:25:28,844 --> 00:25:30,804 You the one that told me to get a hobby, remember? 299 00:25:33,390 --> 00:25:34,868 I wasn't expecting you tonight. 300 00:25:34,892 --> 00:25:37,037 It's been a while since I checked up on you. 301 00:25:37,061 --> 00:25:38,288 And it's a good thing that I did, 302 00:25:38,312 --> 00:25:40,123 'cause there wasn't shit in that fridge. 303 00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:42,208 But I got you some eggs, some milk, 304 00:25:42,232 --> 00:25:44,127 some of that Sanka shit that you like. 305 00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:47,212 You know you ain't had to come all the way out here for that. 306 00:25:49,573 --> 00:25:50,841 Love you, baby sis. 307 00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:56,931 - What you got going? - It's an article. 308 00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:58,850 - Gotta be in tonight. - Okay. 309 00:25:58,874 --> 00:26:01,435 What's it about? 310 00:26:03,837 --> 00:26:06,149 The Burger King's got a new sandwich. 311 00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:08,109 Competition's on the run. 312 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:10,402 The fast food wars are heatin' up. 313 00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:12,864 When that paper gonna give you something that 314 00:26:12,888 --> 00:26:13,932 you can sink your teeth into? 315 00:26:13,956 --> 00:26:17,494 It is two Afro-American writers on a staff of 20, 316 00:26:17,518 --> 00:26:18,995 and one of them's a man. 317 00:26:19,019 --> 00:26:21,081 Who you think gonna get the throwaways? 318 00:26:21,105 --> 00:26:23,750 All this Ellsberg shit coming out, and... 319 00:26:23,774 --> 00:26:26,084 I'm stuck writing about the Hamburglar. I just... 320 00:26:27,444 --> 00:26:30,715 I need one good story, something to chase. 321 00:26:30,739 --> 00:26:31,883 You'll work it out. 322 00:26:31,907 --> 00:26:34,844 Alma always said that you was the brains of the family. 323 00:26:34,868 --> 00:26:37,679 Yeah. 324 00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:40,183 How are you, big bro? 325 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:43,561 Same old shit. 326 00:26:43,585 --> 00:26:45,271 Had to go down to the lake today. 327 00:26:45,295 --> 00:26:47,273 Not that Voorhees lady again? 328 00:26:47,297 --> 00:26:50,401 - She lost her son. - Yeah, like nine months ago. 329 00:26:50,425 --> 00:26:52,278 You don't just get over that! 330 00:26:52,302 --> 00:26:55,365 You remember how kind she was to me when Alma got sick? 331 00:26:55,389 --> 00:26:57,242 Oh, you don't. You know why? 332 00:26:57,266 --> 00:26:59,619 'Cause you was off in the big city playing Angela Davis. 333 00:26:59,643 --> 00:27:01,287 You know what? 334 00:27:01,311 --> 00:27:04,581 I think you got a thing for that ol' white lady. 335 00:27:05,983 --> 00:27:09,295 Yeah. 'Cause you ain't had none since Alma, 336 00:27:09,319 --> 00:27:11,505 and that's, what, two years? 337 00:27:12,439 --> 00:27:15,135 I can see why they don't like your ass at work. 338 00:27:15,159 --> 00:27:16,176 What... 339 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:19,282 You made it. 340 00:28:19,306 --> 00:28:21,910 Hi. 341 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,661 Hey. 342 00:28:23,685 --> 00:28:25,245 Party's out here. 343 00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:27,707 Yeah... 344 00:28:27,731 --> 00:28:29,208 What you got there? 345 00:28:31,526 --> 00:28:33,171 Dessert. 346 00:28:33,195 --> 00:28:35,255 Well, it'd be a shame to waste it. 347 00:28:38,075 --> 00:28:39,552 You look different. 348 00:28:39,576 --> 00:28:43,223 No uniform. New shoes. 349 00:28:43,247 --> 00:28:45,748 $11.95. Best a cop's salary can buy. 350 00:28:49,836 --> 00:28:50,836 What do you say? 351 00:28:51,755 --> 00:28:53,482 Help me break 'em in? 352 00:28:57,803 --> 00:28:58,803 Okay. 353 00:29:01,848 --> 00:29:04,035 Today, we celebrate the founding 354 00:29:04,059 --> 00:29:05,662 of the township of Crystal Lake 355 00:29:05,686 --> 00:29:08,748 and its incorporation into the great state of... 356 00:29:08,772 --> 00:29:10,375 New Jersey, 357 00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:15,588 where it was settled on April 27th, 1779, 358 00:29:15,612 --> 00:29:18,841 by Lieutenant Hodder McKane, who fought... 359 00:29:18,865 --> 00:29:20,551 You like it? Looks good? 360 00:29:20,575 --> 00:29:22,428 - Sure. - Yeah. 361 00:29:22,452 --> 00:29:24,889 Yeah, it's a... it's a real nice totem pole, Chief. 362 00:29:24,913 --> 00:29:26,432 What you talking about? 363 00:29:26,456 --> 00:29:29,476 That's a finch. A goldfinch. It's the state bird, man. 364 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:32,105 How long you been doing this? 365 00:29:32,129 --> 00:29:34,190 Pam! 366 00:29:34,214 --> 00:29:35,858 - So glad you made it out. - Hey. 367 00:29:35,882 --> 00:29:37,527 - Hi. - Hey, Chief. 368 00:29:37,551 --> 00:29:40,613 - And what do you have here? - Oh, they're baked apples. 369 00:29:40,637 --> 00:29:41,648 They were Jason's favorite. 370 00:29:41,672 --> 00:29:44,534 Well, in that case, they get a place of honor. 371 00:29:44,558 --> 00:29:47,369 - Go relax, hon. Enjoy yourself. - Thank you. 372 00:29:48,478 --> 00:29:49,788 That wasn't so bad, was it? 373 00:29:50,897 --> 00:29:52,583 Let's get you something to drink. 374 00:29:52,607 --> 00:29:54,794 There's gonna be fireworks later. 375 00:29:54,818 --> 00:29:57,297 Should be good. They hired a company this year. 376 00:29:57,321 --> 00:30:00,508 Gonna be a good Founder's Day. Yes, sir. 377 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:04,554 189 years. Almost the same age as the USA. 378 00:30:04,578 --> 00:30:06,514 I say that's worth a firework or two. 379 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:07,806 They shouldn't be in there. 380 00:30:08,790 --> 00:30:10,226 They're gonna disturb it. 381 00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:13,479 It's fine. We far enough down the shore from camp. 382 00:30:13,503 --> 00:30:15,273 Just wait till June. 383 00:30:15,297 --> 00:30:17,024 Be a lot busier than that? 384 00:30:19,176 --> 00:30:20,695 Hey, come here. 385 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:21,821 Let me talk to you for a second. 386 00:30:21,845 --> 00:30:23,304 What? 387 00:30:32,481 --> 00:30:34,332 Crystal Lake don't give up her dead. 388 00:30:37,694 --> 00:30:41,257 Two lungs full of lake will sink you to the silt. 389 00:30:41,281 --> 00:30:44,051 And once you're down there, you stay down. 390 00:30:46,203 --> 00:30:49,015 All that cold water... 391 00:30:49,039 --> 00:30:50,515 pressing on top of you. 392 00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:53,560 You don't rot, so you don't rise. 393 00:30:57,381 --> 00:30:59,359 You ain't coming home. 394 00:30:59,383 --> 00:31:01,778 Ralph, goddamn it. That's enough of that. 395 00:31:01,802 --> 00:31:03,279 Come on. 396 00:31:03,303 --> 00:31:04,864 Pamela... 397 00:31:04,888 --> 00:31:05,798 Enos. 398 00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:07,825 - You were a good mother to him. - Come on. 399 00:31:07,849 --> 00:31:10,702 - Sometimes it ain't enough. - Stick a wiener in it. 400 00:31:14,022 --> 00:31:15,333 Miss Voorhees! 401 00:31:15,357 --> 00:31:16,750 We made you a plate. 402 00:31:17,651 --> 00:31:19,879 Oh, thank you. 403 00:31:19,903 --> 00:31:22,173 We were talking, and we'd like to do something for Jason. 404 00:31:22,197 --> 00:31:24,384 What do you mean, do something? 405 00:31:24,408 --> 00:31:27,053 Like a tribute, to show how much he meant to everyone. 406 00:31:27,077 --> 00:31:29,013 Yeah, like everything he overcame. 407 00:31:29,037 --> 00:31:30,056 He was such an inspiration 408 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,724 to all of us. 409 00:31:31,748 --> 00:31:34,227 Hey, stop that. What you doing? 410 00:31:34,251 --> 00:31:36,229 If you have any pictures, we can make a slides how. 411 00:31:36,253 --> 00:31:37,647 We figured either before school ends 412 00:31:37,671 --> 00:31:38,898 or right at the top of camp. 413 00:31:38,922 --> 00:31:40,108 I know he loved singalongs. 414 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:42,067 Top of camp? What are you talking about? 415 00:31:43,135 --> 00:31:45,779 I mean, who knows if the repairs will be done in time, but... 416 00:31:46,713 --> 00:31:49,325 The point is to rough it anyway, right? 417 00:31:49,349 --> 00:31:50,910 They're reopening the camp? 418 00:31:50,934 --> 00:31:52,995 - Well, yeah. - Pam. 419 00:31:53,019 --> 00:31:58,107 Trudy and I scored some primo seats for the fireworks. 420 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:00,753 So if you feel like that's a good idea, 421 00:32:00,777 --> 00:32:03,195 maybe we could start work shopping some stuff... 422 00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:22,692 Help! Help! Help! 423 00:32:22,716 --> 00:32:24,592 Mommy! 424 00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:32,909 Get out! 425 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:37,415 Get out! Get out of the lake! Get out! 426 00:32:37,439 --> 00:32:38,499 You're not safe! 427 00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:40,084 - No, you gotta get out! - Pam! 428 00:32:40,108 --> 00:32:41,185 It's not safe! 429 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:42,295 - None of you are safe! - It's okay. Pam, it's okay. 430 00:32:42,319 --> 00:32:43,463 I'm right here. 431 00:32:43,487 --> 00:32:44,330 - Pam, I'm right here. - None of you are safe! Get out! 432 00:32:44,354 --> 00:32:45,431 - All right, it's okay. - No! 433 00:32:45,455 --> 00:32:47,383 - It's okay. It's okay. - No, it's not okay. 434 00:32:47,407 --> 00:32:49,635 It is not okay! 435 00:32:49,659 --> 00:32:52,638 You should all be ashamed of yourselves! 436 00:32:52,662 --> 00:32:54,765 Look at you celebrating, 437 00:32:54,789 --> 00:32:57,310 while my son is missing! 438 00:32:57,334 --> 00:33:00,605 Why would you not tell me you're reopening the camp? 439 00:33:00,629 --> 00:33:03,399 You. Why would you not tell me? 440 00:33:03,423 --> 00:33:06,068 - I thought you were my friends. - We are friends, Pam. I'm sorry. 441 00:33:06,092 --> 00:33:07,528 We didn't know how to tell you. 442 00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:10,781 You can't close the lake for one summer? 443 00:33:10,805 --> 00:33:12,074 Just keep it clear, 444 00:33:12,098 --> 00:33:14,452 please, please, so nobody can disturb it. 445 00:33:14,476 --> 00:33:16,204 We need the income. 446 00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:18,270 I need my son! 447 00:33:20,941 --> 00:33:23,376 Pam. Pam, I... 448 00:33:24,986 --> 00:33:28,048 Why would you bring me here with these people? Why? 449 00:33:31,117 --> 00:33:32,678 Pam, I didn't mean... 450 00:33:32,702 --> 00:33:34,555 - You, leave me alone, please. - I'm sorry. 451 00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:35,806 All of you, please 452 00:33:35,830 --> 00:33:37,557 - just leave me alone, please! - Pam, I'm... 453 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:28,651 May I help you? 454 00:34:28,675 --> 00:34:31,529 - Mrs. Voorhees? - Yes? 455 00:34:31,553 --> 00:34:34,739 Ed Shabani, Benny Mutrux. Jersey State Police. 456 00:34:36,016 --> 00:34:38,160 Do you mind if we have a word inside? 457 00:34:38,184 --> 00:34:39,704 Yeah, we... We have some information 458 00:34:39,728 --> 00:34:41,663 of a somewhat delicate nature. 459 00:34:43,273 --> 00:34:44,273 What is it? 460 00:34:46,526 --> 00:34:48,461 It'd be better if we talked inside. 461 00:34:52,866 --> 00:34:53,866 Okay. 462 00:35:09,799 --> 00:35:11,569 Is your... is your husband home? 463 00:35:11,593 --> 00:35:13,111 I'm not married. 464 00:35:15,805 --> 00:35:17,824 - Do you mind if I... - Please. 465 00:35:28,234 --> 00:35:29,629 Lived here long? 466 00:35:29,653 --> 00:35:31,171 About six years. 467 00:35:35,241 --> 00:35:37,010 Is this a recent picture of you and your son? 468 00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,245 That was taken about a year ago. 469 00:35:41,114 --> 00:35:45,061 I... I'm sorry, what is this concerning? 470 00:35:45,085 --> 00:35:48,021 Well, gosh, Mrs. Voorhees... 471 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:52,067 I'm so sorry to be the one to tell you this, but... 472 00:35:53,593 --> 00:35:55,695 we think we may have found your son's body. 473 00:35:57,514 --> 00:36:00,660 And if you're up to it, we'd... 474 00:36:00,684 --> 00:36:03,244 we'd like to have you come identify it. 475 00:36:15,865 --> 00:36:17,968 Where did you find him? 476 00:36:17,992 --> 00:36:20,471 It's about five miles downriver, 477 00:36:20,495 --> 00:36:23,223 along the... the coast of the Pahawnee. 478 00:36:28,378 --> 00:36:30,272 Would you say you have a close relationship 479 00:36:30,296 --> 00:36:31,296 with your neighbors? 480 00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:33,400 What? 481 00:36:34,601 --> 00:36:38,322 Just wondering if there's anyone else we might need to notify. 482 00:36:38,346 --> 00:36:40,074 No, no. That... 483 00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:43,494 I think they'd rather forget what happened. 484 00:36:43,518 --> 00:36:45,204 I'm sure they would, a kid like that. 485 00:36:45,228 --> 00:36:48,374 - Excuse me? - Forgive my colleague. 486 00:36:48,398 --> 00:36:51,209 He's got a habit of opening his mouth without thinking. 487 00:36:55,697 --> 00:36:57,550 You're tracking dirt on my floor. 488 00:36:57,574 --> 00:36:59,885 Shit! 489 00:36:59,909 --> 00:37:04,181 These are... these are $100 shoes. 490 00:37:04,205 --> 00:37:07,392 God damn it. 491 00:37:08,193 --> 00:37:10,229 Who did you say you were with again? 492 00:37:10,253 --> 00:37:12,313 Jersey State Police, ma'am. 493 00:37:15,675 --> 00:37:17,694 So what do you say, Mrs. Voorhees? 494 00:37:18,595 --> 00:37:20,113 Shall we? 495 00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:25,201 Sure. 496 00:37:31,191 --> 00:37:32,417 "Voorhees." 497 00:37:34,194 --> 00:37:35,713 It's an interesting name. 498 00:37:35,737 --> 00:37:37,213 You don't hear it much. 499 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:40,300 It's... it's a family name. 500 00:37:41,409 --> 00:37:44,972 I just... I just, I need a minute. 501 00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:47,432 Yes. Yes, of course. 502 00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:47,700 Is everything okay in there? 503 00:38:52,856 --> 00:38:55,125 Mrs. Voorhees. 504 00:38:55,149 --> 00:38:57,526 Yeah, I'm almost done! 505 00:39:10,498 --> 00:39:12,517 What did you think, that you could hide forever? 506 00:39:14,210 --> 00:39:16,837 Stay still. 507 00:39:29,017 --> 00:39:30,703 Enough! It's over! 508 00:39:30,727 --> 00:39:32,477 Stop it! Stop it! It's over! 509 00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:36,166 Stop it! 510 00:39:36,190 --> 00:39:38,085 Stop it! 511 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:39,192 Stop it! 512 00:39:45,199 --> 00:39:47,136 - Jesus Christ! - Stop it! I'm sorry! 513 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,723 Benny! Benny! 514 00:39:50,747 --> 00:39:54,643 Jesus. Oh, fuck! What the fuck did you do? 515 00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:55,895 Fuck! 516 00:39:55,919 --> 00:39:58,646 Benny. Benny. Benny. Benny! 517 00:40:13,102 --> 00:40:14,830 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 518 00:40:14,854 --> 00:40:16,605 I'm not going back! 519 00:40:34,290 --> 00:40:36,060 You didn't have to kill him. 520 00:40:36,084 --> 00:40:39,605 How did you finally find us? 521 00:40:39,629 --> 00:40:41,982 Oh. You made the paper. 522 00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:44,276 Yeah, The Conshohocken Courier. 523 00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:46,695 It's not exactly the paper or record, 524 00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:48,489 but they did do an interesting little piece 525 00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:51,240 on the dangers of summer camp. 526 00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:54,453 Hell if I didn't nearly choke on my bear claw 527 00:40:54,477 --> 00:40:57,414 when I saw the description of the deformed kid 528 00:40:57,438 --> 00:40:59,041 who drowned last summer 529 00:40:59,065 --> 00:41:00,960 at a Camp Crystal Lake, 530 00:41:00,984 --> 00:41:02,795 and of his mother, 531 00:41:02,819 --> 00:41:06,256 the camp cook, who had no comment, 532 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:10,176 consumed as she was in her grief. 533 00:41:12,328 --> 00:41:14,431 You didn't really find Jason, did you? 534 00:41:14,455 --> 00:41:17,016 No, not yet. But we will. 535 00:41:18,501 --> 00:41:20,729 Well, not that you'll ever see him again... 536 00:41:20,753 --> 00:41:22,522 Mrs. Wittering. 537 00:41:24,424 --> 00:41:27,236 Now, what do you think the good people of Crystal Lake would say 538 00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:30,155 if they knew what you and Jason really were? 539 00:41:30,179 --> 00:41:31,823 Go to hell. 540 00:41:34,475 --> 00:41:38,371 I... 541 00:43:49,152 --> 00:43:50,152 Hello? 542 00:43:53,531 --> 00:43:54,531 Hello? 543 00:43:56,909 --> 00:43:58,719 - I'm hanging up. - Nora? 544 00:44:00,496 --> 00:44:01,496 Pam? 545 00:44:02,915 --> 00:44:04,332 They found me. 546 00:44:58,804 --> 00:45:01,325 Oh, shit. Shit. Shit! 547 00:45:01,349 --> 00:45:02,933 Shit! 548 00:45:09,899 --> 00:45:11,876 Shit! Shit! 549 00:46:27,727 --> 00:46:30,204 Pam. It's Levon. 550 00:46:40,865 --> 00:46:43,426 Come on. I hear you moving around in there. 551 00:46:46,912 --> 00:46:48,889 You left the party pretty upset. 552 00:46:52,543 --> 00:46:54,562 I thought I'd come out and check in on you. 553 00:47:00,509 --> 00:47:01,610 I'm fine. 554 00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:04,280 We both know that's not true. 555 00:47:09,101 --> 00:47:11,246 I just wanna be alone, please. 556 00:47:11,270 --> 00:47:12,280 Please. I don't know 557 00:47:12,304 --> 00:47:14,750 why all of you can't just understand that, please. 558 00:47:14,774 --> 00:47:17,626 If I can just come inside, talk to you for a minute... 559 00:47:19,945 --> 00:47:22,215 Levon, if you care about me at all, 560 00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:23,924 you'll leave right now. 561 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:35,019 I won't bother you again. 562 00:47:36,295 --> 00:47:37,438 If you need me... 563 00:47:39,131 --> 00:47:40,483 just give me a call. 564 00:47:41,759 --> 00:47:43,235 Okay, I will. 565 00:47:47,348 --> 00:47:48,783 All right, then. 566 00:48:59,420 --> 00:49:01,063 What did you do? 567 00:52:52,319 --> 00:52:53,838 Do it. 568 00:52:53,862 --> 00:52:55,839 Do it. 569 00:52:57,741 --> 00:52:59,009 Do it. 570 00:54:59,863 --> 00:55:01,572 This season on Crystal Lake... 571 00:55:02,950 --> 00:55:03,993 Whoever those men were, 572 00:55:04,017 --> 00:55:06,012 if they found you, others could certainly follow. 573 00:55:06,036 --> 00:55:07,578 I'm never gonna be safe. 574 00:55:09,373 --> 00:55:12,018 Open your eyes, Lee. Her whole life is a lie. 575 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,311 What's going on with you? 576 00:55:13,335 --> 00:55:14,478 What do you mean? 577 00:55:15,838 --> 00:55:17,797 Some of us are meant to wear masks. 578 00:55:20,634 --> 00:55:22,737 It's one last summer at my parents' camp. 579 00:55:22,761 --> 00:55:27,324 Let's have a great and safe summer! 580 00:55:29,434 --> 00:55:31,870 There is something in those woods. 581 00:55:32,938 --> 00:55:33,848 I know what I saw. 582 00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:36,292 And it wasn't any of the guys I was with. 583 00:55:36,316 --> 00:55:38,628 It was some kind of demon. 584 00:55:38,652 --> 00:55:40,255 Did you see him? Tell me! 585 00:55:46,994 --> 00:55:47,994 Jason?